All of those trees are going to be so happy...

Here's his car salesman pitch to get you to his new strip club.  How many takes do you think it took for those three strippers to get those Shakespearean lines correct?

In the 80's, anyone ALIVE made regretful decisions, including Trent Reznor...His thoughts on the video below.

Trent tweeted this about the footage: "Many years ago, a young and naive Nine Inch Nails were asked what TV shows they'd be interested in appearing on. As a joke (and likely drunk), they thought of the most absurd choice they could come up with at the time. They were then informed their bluff had been called and were actually booked on said show. They hopped in their Honda Civic touring vehicle (hatchback) and travelled many miles to (I think) NJ for the big show. They had a laugh making fun of the people, their fashion choices and hairstyles. Life was good. Years later, the internet is discovered...There's a moral in there somewhere. Come to think of it, Skrillex may indeed owe me some publishing on that hairdo..."